The Dobler effect

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

Thanks 1980s John Cusack. I admire your perspicacity.

I also like to imagine that you grew up to become 1990s John Cusack starring in Grosse Pointe Blank, just as cute but infinitely more sexy. I'm not going to throw you out of bed for eating crackers.

EDIT: What, ho! Apparently John Cusack is the "thinking woman's" sex symbol.
See article here.

I am pleased that there is a distinction between "thinking women" and, presumably, "non-thinking women". This explains things like Josh Hartnett and Zac Efron.